Saturday, January 31, 2015

Fwd: Sex With a Ghost?"



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Subject: Fwd: Sex With a Ghost?"

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Subject: Sex With a Ghost?"

 A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.     
 To get a feel for his audience, the lecturer asked, "How many people here believe in ghosts?   
About 90 students raised their hands.  "Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"     
About 40 students raise their hands.  "Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"  About 15 students raise their hand.             
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one further question ... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"      
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, in all the years I've been giving this 
lecture
, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."            
The student, a Middle Eastern Muslim,
replied with a nod and a grin and began to make his way up to the podium.     
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asked,  
"So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost"       
Ahmed replied, "From way back there, I thought you said Goat."
 
        

 

 

 

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